It’s the one The Rock is in.

Voyager is split across 37 timelines (in a row???) and only Chakotay can navigate the ship, resulting in a Greatest Hits exploration of the show’s past. Lou makes unreasonable promises about merch.

Mario picked the wrong episode so now you all have to watch Barclay ham it up with Troi.

Tom’s dream comes true when a holodeck malfunction lines up with his Captain Proton fantasy simulation and everyone has to play along. Everyone is thoroughly unimpressed with his 1930s sci-fi nonsense.

B’Elanna argues with an intelligent missile she previously programmed (with her own voice and a Cardassian target) to spare the lives of Delta Quadrant innocents. Chakotay forgot to show up for this episode.

15 years in the future, a grizzled Harry (it’s just Harry now) has survivor’s guilt and decides to right a wrong with a long-distance phone call to the past. Seven gets drunk on synthehol.

Kes eats bugs and dirt and wants to make some babies with Neelix. We don’t understand it either.

Our first two-parter! Featuring Hirogen Nazis. Because we weren’t getting enough Nazis in modern discourse recently apparently.

The crew debates whether the eponymous chute is actually more of a duct, Tom and Harry get the clamp, and Janeway makes deals with terrorists for some reason.

Janeway does her best Ripley impression, Neelix gets gooped, and The Doctor botches his first away mission. Featuring Harry on jazz flute probably. And a new shipping game!